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15:52 on 12.28.02
"enlarge my what?"

yeah, i got an email from one of those online idiots who have nothing better to do with their lives. and i figured that i would share this one with you because, you know, i am going to order this stuff because it's exactly what i need to do. i'm pretty sure josh would be pleased. :-) (oh man, i am going to regret this. he is going to hold this against me for a long time...) and the email says:

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now that i have completely made a fool out of myself, let's move onto sweeter things. *shudder* i do not want to think about dicks right now. maybe later on, but not right now.

i wrote a couple of letters today. well, more like one and a half. i kin of had to eat dinner so i had to walk away from one of the letters and then i played solitare. oh yeah, we had dinner around 2:45 today because everybody is going to be out later on (except for me because as we all know, i have no life.)

so last night we watched minority report. it is the third time i have seen it and i love it just as much as i did when i first saw it. (i saw it the second time with yon and erin and this guy yelled at us for talking during the credits. we're always being yelled at. like when me and yon and sam went to see about a boy, there were a whole bunch of senior citizens who got mad because we were laughing and throwing popcorn at each other.)

alright, i hate to do this but i have to run now. i will be back later.

i love joshua.

<3 chelsea