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22:44 on 08.11.03
"unreality"

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? I'm sorry, but while I was away did I miss some interesting reality show's debut? That title is just so... you really wonder what that show is about, and it rhymes and everything. It's, like, sick. What is wrong with people?

But I have decided that I really like reality shows because they're so not real. Tell me, who came up with this term 'reality show'? Because they are so far from reality.

My life is my reality, right? And your life is your reality. And my friends lives... Well, you get it right? And I know that my reality, my life, is nothing like the reality protrayed in the so-called reality shows. And I am pretty sure that your life is nothing like those reality shows. And I know my friends lives aren't as eventful as those on TV.

So are these reality shows because they throw a bunch of people together, and force them to do things together?

I don't understand it... I'm so confused. Why is it a reality show?

I'm pretty sure that you're not voting people off of your island; in fact I am very sure that you don't even have an island. And your kids probably aren't marrying you off to someone, and you're probably not being offered two million dollars not to marry someone... Ugh. It's so confusing.

If you really want a reality show, I will give you one. I will put my life on television. Do you want to know what I do all day? I go online; I type these entries. I read Les Miserables and then I scream (yes, *scream*) at my American History AP (AHAP from now on) summer homework. I talk to my boyfriend on the phone. I'm sure that would be interesting. You can only hear my side of the conversation! Will that add the element of suspense?

They need to call them non-reality TV shows. Oh man. Meet My Folks is going to be back, but this time, the girls' moms are watching. It's a twist! Ooooooh mysterious! Does your mom watch you on a TV? I don't think so. They need to stop. Now.

Let's see how many 'reality' shows I can list off of the top of my head...

*Who Wants to Marry My Dad?

*Survivor (oh, the one that started it all)

*Big Brother

*I can't remember the name... I think it's Head of the Household or something like that

*Joe Millionaire

*For Love or For Money

*For Love or For Money 2

*Meet My Folks

*The Bachelor (wasn't there a second one?)

*The Family... I think that is what it is called.

*The one with the masked guys and the girl. That was dumb.

Anywho, there are forty or fifty of them... Enough for someone to want to make a separate channel for them. That is so sick. Then there's The Restaurant.

I am going to make my own reality show. I think I will do something so crazy that no one would have thought of it before. And then I will make lots of money while lots of people watch my show and buy my T-shirts. And I will become a millionaire, and then I will marry myself off on a TV show. Blah. Blah blah blah.

Arold Sch-I-have-a-long-last-name has to not be a California governor. He just said "How about say no to violence?" on TV to some little kid in Harlem. Did he not just do this whole big movie called THE TERMINATOR 3? Is there not a three attached to the end of that? Does that mean there were three violent movies that he did? Yes. *nods* There were more too.

But just remember, say no to violence.

*This was a public service announcement paied for by Arnold S.*

I love Joshua.
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