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19:58 on 10.11.02
"20 guy types"

written by kathleen...

1). i am a sex god guy aka the ultimate guy.

- enough said... this guy is the guy of any girl's dreams.

VERDICT: you better go for him

2). hi i'm mr. macho guy.

- he thinks everything is competition... his idea of a romantic date is thumb wrestling.

VERDICT: if you're a woman with a mustache, go ahead.

3). mr. artsy guy

- loves music and drawing, painting, etc. totally in tune with his feminine side.

VERDICT: definitely a must.

4). the scary guy

- don't go there girlfriend. he's liable to shoot down the school because the commented on his backpack.

VERDICT: um... no. but not is his face no.

5). the guy you can't picture naked

- sensitive and sweet, but picturing him naked makes you gag.

VERDICT: great friend... but that's it.

6). the white white guy

- liable to be president of the us. he's successful, cute, and your mom likes him.

VERDICT: first lady doesn't sound bad.

7). the white black guy

- jigger aka eminem

VERDICT: if he's hot and nice go for it. otherwise, stick to the eminem cd.

8). the professional snogger

- you know how you think you're kissing a dog? not with this guy. he totally knows how you like it.

VERDICT: simply smashing baby.

9). the best friend guy

- he's like the big/lil bro you never had. but the thought of shagging with him isn't gonna cut it.

VERDICT: isn't incest illegal?

10). the gross guy

- totally unsensitive to the entire world. he's chauvenist and he picks his nose and eats it.

VERDICT: bon appetit. not.

11). the romantic guy

- knows how to make you cry (for joy). comes up with the most creative valentine cards/gestures.

VERDICT: good for girls who are mushy

12). the mysterious guy

- tall, dark and handsome. this guy is the kind where you feel like you are always saying something stupid. but he always manages to see through and he loves you. full of surprises.

VERDICT: yes yes yes

13). the jerky guy

- he makes fun of you, teases you, yet you love him even more.

VERDICT: on guard

14). the gay straight guy

- he looks hot, but also has the "quality" that makes him look gay-but he's not.

VERDICT: just another homo sapien.

15). the straight gay guy

- looks straight, but he's gay. totally a hottie.

VERDICT: maybe you can hook him up with #9 on the list.

16). girlie eyes guy

- long eyelashes and color you envy.

VERDICT: at least your children would have those eyes.

17). not what you expected guy

- everything you always wanted... until you go out and you hate him.

VERDICT: heartbreakers only

18). the player

- the most hated of them all, uses and abuses.

VERDICT: stay away.

19). the nature guy

- is one with the earth.

VERDICT: not for the girlie girls.

20). the really smart guy

- he's smarter than you and he's a debater.

VERDICT: if you're up for competition, go for it.