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17:47 on 10.17.02
"12 excuses"

12 Excuses You Can Use To Dump a Boyfriend

(written by my lovely friend kathleen)

1). the lame lame kind - "we are drifting apart." who made that one up? dracula?

2). the gross one - "i think i'm a lesbian. that's only if you never want to face a guy again.

3). the weird one - "our auras are different." what the f*ck is an aura anyway? only for those who are mysteriously mystical.

4). "your hair doesn't match my shoes."

5). if you guys aren't close: "my mom told me to."

6). if you guys are close: sing the 98 degrees song - you'd have to be desperate for this one.

7). the subtle signs

- don't call him

- don't talk to him

- avoid him until it all falls apart

- be a bad girlfried until he breaks up with you.

8). the obvious signs (this is the "fun" one. but only use if he did something so jerky that he doesn't deserve to live)

- when he calls, scream "f--- off or i swear i'll kill your dog!"

- when you pass him in the hallways make a scene so the whole school knows he's a jerk

- make it a point to let every girl on earth know he isn't worthwhile. (*ahem* - radio broadcasting.)

9). "we'd make better friends than lovers."

10). "i hate you get the heck away."

11). "i'd rather bang a sex god."

12). "you're getting bewteen me and my schoolwork."